100 Best Pickup Lines

Here’s a collection of 100 best pickup lines that I have come across. A pickup line is a great way to start a conversation with unfamiliar person for romance, dating, or just for being friends. Their effectiveness depend on the situation it is used and how you say it.

100 Best Pickup Lines

1 (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
2 (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
3 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
4 Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
5 Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
6 Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
7 Are you on America’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.
8 Are you related to the sun?…Because running into you just brightened up my day!
9 Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.
10 Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
11 Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
12 ASL?
13 Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
14 Be unique and different, say yes.
15 Before you run, I am not a freak.
16 Can I even get a fake number?
17 Can I flirt with you?
18 Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
19 Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
20 Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
21 Coffee? Tea? Me?
22 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
23 Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
24 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
25 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
26 Do you believe in love at first sight? ‘Cause I can’t see with my eyes.
27 Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
28 Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
29 Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
30 Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
31 Do you have room in your life for another friend?
32 Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
33 Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
34 Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
35 Do you like water? Then you already like 70% of me, want to get to know the other 30%?
36 Don’t be so picky….I wasn’t!
37 Don’t you know me from somewhere?
38 Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I
39 Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (No) Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is…
40 Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
41 exist
42 Falling for you would be a very short trip.
43 For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
44 He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
45 Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
46 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
47 Hello. How you doing?
48 Hey Angel, how’s Heaven?
49 Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
50 Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
51 Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
52 Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
53 Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
54 I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
55 I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
56 I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
57 I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
58 I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
59 I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
60 I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
61 I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
62 I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
63 If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
64 If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
65 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
66 If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
67 Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
68 Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
69 It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
70 just wanted to start a conversation with you.
71 married? He: Twice.
72 My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
73 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
74 Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
75 Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
76 People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
77 Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
78 say no.
79 So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
80 Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
81 There is much more here than what meets the eye.
82 There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
83 What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
84 What pickup line actually works on you?
85 What’s a guy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
86 When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
87 Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
88 You are the reason men fall in love.
89 You are the reason men fall in love.
90 You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
91 You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
92 You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
93 You look familiar. Oh, I know why, you look like my next girlfriend.
94 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
95 You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
96 You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
97 You should be someone’s wife.
98 You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
99 You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
100 You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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3 Responses

  1. You got a few repeats in there, Arun. Does that mean we should use these more? 🙂
    I’ve personally always found a simple ‘hi, would you like a coffee and a chat’ to be more honest and transparent, in the past.
    Thinking about ‘what to say’ can very often make you freeze and appear unnatural to a lady. That’s the last thing you want.
    Be natural above all else and look at going with your true personality – you’ll end up picking someone that’s right for you instead of a fake.

  2. Arun Chandran says:

    Thanks for pointing that out, Martin! Personally, I too would limit to simple conversation starters depending on the situation and location/event.

  3. Destiny78 says:

    Personally, I am a suck for cheesy lines like 24 (and 25 🙂 ) But they have to come from the right kind of guy. A guy with too little confidence is just embarrassing and a guy who is arrogant is a turn off. It takes a confidence but not over the top guy to make a girl laugh with a cheesy pick up line.

    Sometimes, having a thought of what to say can help whereas not having anything to say, and trying to play it natural, can cause you to freeze up. It depends on the individual and what works best for them.

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